Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Tonight on Cooking with Frank: we cook a special treat for an emperor, and Frank attends a fancy wedding.


(Chef Frank)

Welcome once again to the tales of Frank, In this installment we see our glorious Argonian as a chef. Little is know about Argonian cuisine outside of the Black Marsh where Argonian's hail from. In an attempt to bring their delicious recipes over to Skyrim Frank decides it's time to cook up some treats. The food must be good because in this case Frank is cooking his stuff for the first time for an emperor. Such pressure for our head chef, how will Frank overcome the pressure will his dish impress or fail? Will it make a killing or be a flop only a taste will reveal. Having ignored cooking up to this point in favor of enchanting and alchemy, our chef has a bit of challenge in front of him. Our chef is not afraid with his lovely assistant Gianna he begins to prepare by adding the ingredients start off with a sweet roll, add some skooma for spice, add in a few more little spices and herbs, finish it off with the final touch a bit of Jarrin root. With all of the ingredients in place Frank's dish is complete and ready for the emperors pallet. The chef with his assistant holding the meal head into the dining area to present it for the emperor. A little conversation between the emperor and his guests before he takes the first taste of the Argonian treat. Delicious he raves, wait what's wrong he seems to be having a reaction...... Oh no the emperor is dead! Frank has a small smirk on his face the other guests notice it and shout murderer! Guards! Frank shouts Hail Sithis and runs for the exit. As Frank heads out to the planned exit he is confronted by a swarm of guards headed by the insidious Commander Maro who informs Frank that he didn't kill the emperor as he thought but had killed a decoy. Frank held his rage in as Maro explained the grand deception after wards he sent the guards after Frank. Anger filled Frank and with a fierce shout he blew the guards then rushing him to the ground and ran off into the distance to find his betrayer. Will our chef find the betrayer? was his dish at all tasty? tune in next time to Cooking with Frank to find out.

(Frank at the wedding)

Frank Has had a trying few days in the land of Skyrim from the dragons to various critters out to get him, Frank needed a break from slaughtering tolls. A wedding is a perfect place for Frank to take it easy and watch a beautiful ceremony. It's a lovely day in the town of Solitude where the wedding is taking place, the bride Vittoria Vici looks radiant in her dress as she greets Frank as he enters the wedding. The crowd is smaller than Frank had thought but that's okay with him more personal. After more guests arrive the bride and groom head up to the balcony to address the crowd. Frank listens shortly before standing up and walking away, but he doesn't walk too far for Frank is heading up to the balcony where the couple is giving their speech. Frank slips out his enchanted dagger, and proceeds to pierce the brides spine. I guess Frank didn't like the speech or he's just following orders, it turns out the world of Skyrim has slowly changed Frank from compassionate dragon killing lizard to ruthless bride slaying fiend in just a short time. Again Frank bolts towards the exit laughing as he gets away wondering why it was so easy for him to get up so close to the bride without anyone stopping him. Oh well time for Frank to get back to the sanctuary where he is safe.

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